Saturday Funny: Talking Dog For Sale
A guy is out looking for garage sales and he sees a sign
in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the
The guy goes around the house and into the backyard and
sees a nice-looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the lab replies.
"So, what's your story?
The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young
and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight
years running, but the jetting around really tired me out. I knew I
wasn't getting any younger and I really wanted to settle down."
"Wow!" the guy says. "Then what?"
"So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security
work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch
of medals. I had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.
"This dog is amazing!" he says. "Why on earth are you selling him
"Because he's a liar!" the owner says. "I heard what he told you.
He didn't do any of that stuff."
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