SIGNS THAT YOU ATTEND A SMALL CHURCH –
~ You cancel church when the pastor goes on vacation because his family is half the congregation.
~ You meet in the Pastor's two-car garage while the sanctuary is being remodeled.
~ The church bus is a mini-van that carries seven passengers.
~ Pastor comes to Wednesday night services in his uniform directly from his "other" job.
~ Offering is taken up only once a month.
~ Youth group age goes to 30.
~ Senior Adults age start at 40.
~ Children's Church is cancelled when the family with the most kids goes on vacation.
~ There are more people in the choir than in the congregation.
~ Pastor also serves as an usher, pianist and song leader.
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