Join Bishop I Feel God for a ONLINE WEB CONFERENCE
Sunday July 15th @ 7:30 pm Central 

3 THINGS EVERY 
PASTOR AND MINISTRY 
SHOULD DO ONLINE 
TODAY

This online web conference will provide hands on training, as well as, a thorough explanation of 3 things every church and ministry should be doing online today in order to:

We will show you how to use FREE and LOW-COST tools to create an impressive and effective web and social media presence that you can do online today.

This WILL NOT Be 
$10 In The Future
REGISTER HERE

This Webinar Is Being Repeated

Because The Recording Failed
You Can Watch The Repeat & Ask Questions!

This WILL NOT Be 
$10 In The Future
 

How To Fix Your
Facebook Timeline Fanpage for 
Church OR Businesses

Up until Friday March 30th, ministries and companies that managed their own page on Facebook could decide whether or not they wanted to opt in to the new Timeline format. That choice is no longer optional. The social networking site has foribly converted all existing brand pages to the new layout.

Many of you have told us that you DO NOT know what to do!

So, since we want to be your first and best resource, we will be holding and EMERGENCY CLASS on SATURDAY MARCH 31st.

REPEAT CLASS SUNDAY APRIL 1ST @ 4:pm Central

DO NOT MISS THIS CLASS
MAKE A DIFFERENCE WITH A GOOD LOOKING
SOCIAL NETWORKING PAGE

http://fbtimeline.eventbrite.com

It is Sunday, if you are like me, ministry takes a LOT 
out of you each week.

Every Saturday I try to post a Saturday Funny.  Something funny to get you rolling for the weekend. Here is this weeks offering … ~Bishop

One Really Good Deed

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. [READ THE COMPLETE ARTICLE]

He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you never did anything bad either.

Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in."

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Well, there was this one time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a Biker Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on, and sure enough, that's what they were doing. There were about 50 of 'em torturing this chick.

Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron from my trunk and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Gang formed a circle all around me.

So I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"

St. Peter, extremely impressed, says, "Really? Wow, when did all this happen?"

"Er.. about two minutes ago."