Christian Living: Signs That You Attend A Small Church

SIGNS THAT YOU ATTEND A SMALL CHURCH – 

~ You cancel church when the pastor goes on vacation because his family is half the congregation. 

~ You meet in the Pastor's two-car garage while the sanctuary is being remodeled.

~ The church bus is a mini-van that carries seven passengers. 

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~ Pastor comes to Wednesday night services in his uniform directly from his "other" job. 

~ Offering is taken up only once a month. 

~ Youth group age goes to 30. 

~ Senior Adults age start at 40. 

~ Children's Church is cancelled when the family with the most kids goes on vacation. 

~ There are more people in the choir than in the congregation. 

~ Pastor also serves as an usher, pianist and song leader. 

 

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